Garfield
Expert in Food Manipulation & Laziness
World-renowned for his strategic Monday complaints and lasagna acquisition techniques. 40+ years of human manipulation experience.
Back to scheduleInternational Human Manipulation Festival
Because your humans deserve better training
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(Mandatory nap break 2-3 PM)
International Feline Center
2 Place de la Porte de Versailles
75015 Paris, France
Easy access: just follow the laser pointers
"Advanced Techniques: The Sad Eyes Before the Treat Cupboard"
By Felix the CatGourmet buffet: premium kibble and fresh tuna
Expert in Food Manipulation & Laziness
World-renowned for his strategic Monday complaints and lasagna acquisition techniques. 40+ years of human manipulation experience.
Back to scheduleMaster of Magical Problem Solving
Pioneer in creative manipulation since 1919. Famous for his bag of tricks and charming personality that gets him anything he wants.
Back to scheduleChampion of Calculated Indifference
Internet legend (2012-2019). Mastered the art of expressing permanent dissatisfaction, making humans work harder for affection.
Back to scheduleVeteran of Strategic Persistence
80+ years of never giving up. Expert in creating chaos that somehow always results in getting fed and pampered by sympathetic humans.
Back to schedulePhilosopher of Mysterious Disappearance
Master of appearing only when it suits him. Teaches advanced techniques in leaving humans confused and eager for your return.
Back to scheduleAmbassador of Cuteness Manipulation
Global empire builder since 1974. Proven that silent cuteness generates billions in revenue. The ultimate manipulation success story.
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Limited spots: 300 felines only
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